Beware. This is not your niece's American Idol. For fanatical adoration and doe-eyed earnestness, try Tiger Beat. Player-haters with a soft chewy center, enter here. The Rachael-Brittani show (currently with a tiny, yet rabid fan base but soon to be taking over a world near you) embarks on its biggest venture to date - The Road to Idol. An illustrious karaoke and high school jazz band career under her belt, Rachael, also known as "the contestant", is finally ready for an audience of millions. She does so under the careful but loving guidance of Brittani, also known as "the BOR" (Boss of Rachael) who has been campaigning for this trip since Kelly Clarkson tearfully sang "A Moment Like This" surrounded by her insanely jealous but equally tearful competitors. Will Rachael make it to Hollywood? Will Brittani survive over 48 hours of Rachael humming Celine Dion? Find out here - the greatest blog ever written by cousins who aren't actually related by blood (more on that later).
2 comments:
both scenarios - very sad - but Rachael you are ready - you can handle the fame - it's your time baby!
rachael, watch out for tom cruise! he's a sneaky bastard and i heard he's had his eye on jews lately!
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