Damn you Joaquin and your insistence that I bring a child into this world because of love and not fame.
Apparently an Idol wannabe in Texas literally WENT INTO LABOR when she got up to sing in front of the judges during the first round (the round I got turned away from, apparently because I was not able to break water. GOD! Add that to the list of things I wish I knew before auditioning):
Just as she finally had her chance after waiting for 16 hours, "I felt something over my body when I was walking," she said in a telephone interview from her hospital bed Wednesday after giving birth to a healthy boy — her second — Tuesday morning.
It gets so soooo much better. She named the child: Jamil Labarron Idol McCowan. That's right.
I think the folks at BestWeekEver say it best when they assume Jamil's siblings must be named: Jaclyn Oldsmobile Singing Bee, Raheem Seville Flavor Of Love 2 and Tamara Town Car Amazing Race: Family Edition.
She moves on to the next round which I'm sure is entirely due to her stirring rendition of 702's Get It Together and nothing to do with live child birth.
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Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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